10 Best Christmas Jokes to Kick off the Holiday Spirit

Three men find themselves at the pearly gates of heaven on Christmas Eve. Saint Peter meets

them with a stern look and a challenge.To get into heaven tonight, you each need to show me

something that represents Christmas.”The first man digs into his pockets, pulls out a match,

and lights it. “This is a Christmas,

candle he says with a hopeful smile. “Impressive,” Saint Peter says and waves him through.

The second man reaches into his jacket and jangles a set of keys. “These are Christmas bells,”

he grins.Saint Peter nods, letting him pass.Then, the third man steps up, pulling out a pair

of red panties. Puzzled, Saint Peter asks, “And what on earth do these have to do with

Christmas?”The man smirks, “They’re Carol’s.”If that joke didn’t light your Christmas candle,

this next one might leave you laughing all the way to New Year’s Day. It’s a story of holiday

hangovers, memory lapses, and a husband waking up to a Christmas surprise he definitely wasn’t expecting.

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