The priest and nun

A nun and a priest were stranded in the desert after their camel died.

The priest said, “Sister, we’re not likely to make it.

Before we die, can I see your chest?”

The nun agreed, and after admiring it, she asked, “Father, can I see your manhood?”

The priest obliged, and after some fondling, he said, “Sister, if I put this in the right place, it can give life.”

The nun replied, “Then stick it in the camel so we can get out of here!”

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