I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.1st woman: So, what
happened?2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman, there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.Then I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds.I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and
finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.1st woman:
Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer… we’d both still be alive.
