An Old Couple Was Playing In Bed Until He Took Things Too Far…

When you are an older couple, you quickly become comfortable with

each other and that can even mean doing things that are outside of your comfort zone.

It is a beautiful thing to see it happen but sometimes, this can

also be a rather improper or perhaps even uncomfortable situation.

Then again, the couple in the following joke are enjoying themselves

until the inevitable happens. We may see,ourselves in this joke in

any number of different ways. Regardless of where you fit in, make sure that you go along for the ride.

An old man and his wife are in bed. After lying silently for a few minutes,

the old man farts and says, “Seven points.”

His wife rolls over and says, “What in the heck are you talking about?

”The old man answers, “I’m playing fart football!” A few minutes

later the wife farts and says, “Touchdown! Tie score.”

After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, “Touchdown!

I’m winning 14 to 7!” Furious about losing, the wife rips another fart and yells out,

“The score is tied!” The pressure is on and the old man refuses to lose. He strains incredibly hard,

but instead of farting he accidentally poops the bed. The wife hears the noise and asks, “What in the world was that noise?”

The old man replies, “That’s the whistle for halftime. Switch sides.”

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